I love you because you are spontaneous.

I love you because you always keep me guessing as to what's next.

I love you because you know your purpose; your shape defined.

I love you because at times you are sweet, but cannot be completely predictable enough to know when you will be sour.

I love you because you are willing to change your appearance just to keep me guessing.

I love you because you are

A jawbreaker.


I have come to love the inanimate because the animate cannot come to love me.

Apollodorus